Krylo Killian ([info]krylo) wrote,

Because honesty is important.

I may have lied my ass off in the first letter to Santa (see Ari's livejournal), but this time I'm being honest. Obviously honesty does not pay.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]pain_eternal (-5000 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I punched [info]batgirl39 in the arm (-10 points). In July [info]jess and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I bought porn for [info]funka_genocide (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5126 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
krylo

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[info]funka_genocide

December 13 2005, 13:27:39 UTC 6 years ago

porn is a poor substitute.

[info]batgirl39

December 13 2005, 15:27:39 UTC 6 years ago

Ow! My arm!

[info]link_is_dead

December 14 2005, 00:57:26 UTC 6 years ago

We all know what a naughty Krylo leads to, eh, eh?

[info]lilymage

December 14 2005, 03:03:57 UTC 6 years ago

XD

Only coal? You deserve to be shot!

"What do I get for Christmas Santa?"
*BLAM!*
"Bullet holes! Wheee!"
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